Snow white funny version

Once a upon a time there was a girl rather princess named Snow White. She lived in the woods with dwarfs. Snow White was allergic to apples and didn't like enclosed spaces, so the dwarf's cottage was fine. It wasn't too small and it didn't have apples in it. “Snow White we’re going to go look for jewels, " said Itchy. “When you come back, I’ll have a nice pie..for you all!" said Snow White, as Itchy and the other dwarfs left. Snoozy said to Snow White, “Don't forget: STRANGER DANGER" and walked out the door. “Where is that pie recipe book?” said Snow White sticking her head in the cupboard. “Ow!" groaned Snow White.

One hour later she still couldn't find the recipe. Then all of a sudden there was a knock on the door. “I’m coming.." said Snow White, opening the door. “Hi, I’m emily. I sell apples for the princess scout troop." said the red haired girl, wearing a cape that looked like she could trip over if she ran. And she had lots of badges. “Apples!?" said Snow White. “Yes, apples." said Emily. “We sell fruit and other stuff to make people more healthy than they are now.." Emily added, “…eating lots of junk food." . “Do you sell popcorn?" asked Snow White. “Yes..I do." said Emily reaching into the wagon. She pulled out the popcorn. “That will be $2.00" said Emily. “Here,” said Snow White reaching into her pocket and pulling out two gold coins, and gave them to emily. “Have a nice day" said Emily, walking away. Little did Snow White know that the label said: popcorn with caramel apple on top. But Snow White took a hand full of popcorn and…thud. She had passed out. 3 hours later when the dwarfs came home they noticed something. "Hey I don't smell pie. I just smell popcorn with apples.." said Itchy.  "APPLES!" said Crazy. “I thought we got rid of them when Snow White came." “Well we did. If snow white  somehow went crazy and went to a orchard..and" said Finny. “Went with Crazy?" asked Crazy. “No, I mean went mad." answered Finny. 

“Oh…so you’re not blaming me." said Crazy. They went in their house. There was Snow White on the ground. “Oh no!" said Finny. “We need to call the doctor." “But we don't have a doctor near by" said Crazy. “Well, I’m sure a doctor will come if we do this: put her in a coffin, in the woods. Then when a doctor comes riding on his or her horse and notices her, she will be fine." said Finny, looking happy with her plan. “Ok. I think that would work. But it needs to be made out of glass so he can see her." “Ok, here we go" said Snoozy.

A day later Snow White was in the glass coffin in the woods in the middle of the path, blocking anyone who wanted to get through. One day a prince was riding on his horse out for a morning hunt, when he stumbled upon Snow White. “What is this coffin doing in the middle of the woods? But that beautiful girl inside it, I just want to kiss her." said the prince. “Your highness, you know you shouldn't kiss people. You know germs"  said his helper. “Yes i know" he answered and pulled up the lid. And kissed her. At that moment she woke up. “Good mor..good grief. why are you two staring at me?” she said making her hand into a fist. “Young lady will you marry me?" said the prince proposing with a ring. Snow White glared and hit him over the head with her flowers she was holding when she was asleep . “Aaaaaaaagggghhhh…" she screamed running inside the dwarfs’ house. “Young lady come back. Will you marry me?" said the prince. "Never!" she shouted locking the door. “Snow White you’re awake" said Finny. “Yes, but this young man won't leave me alone." said Snow White "and he's asking me to marry him.". “Young lady will you…" he began but someone behind him hit him over the head. 

Snow White walked out the door. “Hi!" said Emily. “I just wanted to give you a hand. And i'm sorry for giving you apple popcorn." said Emily. “Oh and I realized I’m going to earn the badge for hitting someone over the head with a crown.” After that everybody cheered and the prince and his servants ran away with the prince who had just woken up. Snow White, Emily and the dwarfs all danced around and ate popcorn which had no apples in it. Emily and Snow White became friends and lived happily ever after 

The end.

Or is it?